That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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