Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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