What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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