He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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