just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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