so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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