Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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