I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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