Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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