that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
