the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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