Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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