Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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