Ambien. No doubt about it.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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