Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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