So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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