Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
