I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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