i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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