You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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