It's Friday. Sex?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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