I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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