508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I smell stomach acid.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
