Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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