Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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