Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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