Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She's the barista slut.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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