how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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