careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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