True but thats because hes a fetus.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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