my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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