Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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