Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Terrible idea I love it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
