dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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