Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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