girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
