Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's blow job season.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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