Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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