You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
