He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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