haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this just has baby written all over it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
