If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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