That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
send nudes
from the living room?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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