i was born a porn star she said
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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