You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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