The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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