I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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