This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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