do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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