what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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