Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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