So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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