Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Sorry my hands just texted you
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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